punnylittlepiggy:

AS ALWAYS, way too much thought went into this. See if you can spot all the easter eggs.

And I know Cas’s shoes are ridiculous. But you know what? HE CAN TELEPORT.

1.It’s hard when I wake up and I have the perpetual fear that someone will call and tell me that you’re dead. Really hard. 

2. I hate people. They lie and back-stab, especially girls. I wish they all followed guy code. Then maybe stupid shit like this wouldn’t happen

3. I don’t understand why it’s hard for people to communicate. You want out of something just say it. Don’t go and be a cowardly piece of shit and fuck up everyone elses lives just because you’re weak. 

4. Sick of shit.

5. Need a big ass drink and many of them

6. Trying not to think about killing myself but it is far too hard at this point

7. I need a drink. Sleep would be nice too. 

8. I still hate people. 

Mwahahaha. My meme or well a meme I thought up, but didn’t make xD 

askpinkamena:

omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

thatkidthatlikesmusic:

James is still badass as ever.

regularoncetier:

steelsamurai:

red-spy-francis:

shayraeingame:

epicstrangeness:

czeckerz:

shityeahh:

cellfangirl:

yourgrooseiscooked:

mochacianamarch:

descroissants:

thenotoriouskat:

While browsing through the family photo album, Lisa notices that there are no baby pictures of Maggie. Homer explains by recounting the story of Maggie’s birth. In 1993, Homer hated working at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, and had a dream of working at a bowling alley. After he received a paycheck that cleared him of all his debts, he quit his job at the power plant, and went to get a job at the local bowling alley.

When Homer and Marge “snuggled” to celebrate this development, she became pregnant. Marge knew that the news would end Homer’s new lifestyle and affect his happiness, because it meant he could no longer support his family on his bowling alley salary. Marge kept her pregnancy a secret as long as she could, but Patty and Selma, eager to ruin Homer’s life, spread the news quickly around town.

Homer was not happy when he found out about Marge’s pregnancy, and was completely unenthusiastic about the impending birth. Because of the financial problems caused by the pregnancy, Homer was forced to make a sacrifice and go back to the power plant. However, Mr. Burns made Homer beg for his job back, and placed a large plaque in front of Homer’s desk reading: “Don’t forget: you’re here forever”. Homer was once again unhappy at his work, but as with all the Simpson children, when Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. Back in the present, Bart and Lisa still do not understand what that has to do with Maggie’s photos. Homer merely mentions that they are in the place where he needs them the most. The scene then cuts to his workplace where all of the photos of Maggie are positioned on the plaque on the wall, which now reads: “Do it for her”.

Literally crying.

;u;

TEARS. TEARS EVERYWHERE. ;W;

;0;

My respect for this show just increased at least ten-fold.

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES ON THE SIMPSONS SHOW, I REALLY LOVE IT

THE FEELS.

FEELS THE

THE FEELS THE

DIE FEELS DIE

This episode was on the other night and it made me cry ;_;

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.